July 28, 2011

Onassis! Corey! Watch!

frankhejl:

Onassis has a new video we want to show you! Office Comedian.

Written by Jason Saenz 

Starring: Corey Johnson

Also starring: Onassis and Friends.

Enjoy.

(via onassiscomedy)

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August 27, 2010

Happy Friday! Warning the volume is loud (I say crank that sh#!t up)

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Someone get me a baby otter NOW! nicolemarietherese: dailyotter: Via; submitted by morningredpanda I am absolutely, positively, completely not alive anymore. This picture killed me.

Someone get me a baby otter NOW!

nicolemarietherese:

dailyotter:

Via; submitted by morningredpanda

I am absolutely, positively, completely not alive anymore. This picture killed me.

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: Selected Seven: Seven Sensational ways to Spend the Last of Week of August!

YUM!!!!

Croquettes & Cocktails @ Vandaag

Indulge in Dutch and Danish cuisine at Vandaag, an East Village treasure featuring dishes like oxtail croquettes that will make your Northern European friends feel right at home. Or if a drink is what you’re looking for, then check out the extensive list…

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August 21, 2010
This is amazing. Look how many sugars there are so many oses. yuck! bestrooftalkever: ilovecharts: All 37 ingredients in a Twinkie via whereinthehellisnowherenow Awesome. 

This is amazing. Look how many sugars there are so many oses. yuck!

bestrooftalkever:

ilovecharts:

All 37 ingredients in a Twinkie

via whereinthehellisnowherenow

Awesome. 

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August 4, 2010

goodsongsbadlyrics:

Good Song: How Will I Know? by Whitney Houston

Bad Video: An early Whitney Houston hit with a campy video.

0:04 - This is arguably the most 80s labyrinth since the movie Labyrinth.

0:35 - Ah, I see: it’s just a jazzercize class.

2:02 - I think Whitney has the right reaction to that guy.

2:36 - Yep, nothing terrifying about this choir. Move along.

3:33 - Something tells me this guy doesn’t really play the saxophone.

4:00 - Whitney, Aretha’s only your godmother, not your fairy godmother, m’kay?

Thanks to Lauren for this suggestion!

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July 29, 2010
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HOORAY! I love this!!

purns:

bestrooftalkever:

“Invisible Gurls” (Katy Perry vs. Genesis) - Chambaland

Chambaland has made all necessary adjustments to Katy Perry’s first draft, and we now have the song of the summer.

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July 23, 2010

goodsongsbadlyrics:

Good Song: Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard

Bad Lyrics: A pretty non-sensical hair metal hit from the 80s.

Love is like a bomb, baby, c’mon get it on
Livin’ like a lover with a radar phone

Of course. Radar phones. A well-known fad during the 80s.

Razzle ‘n’ a dazzle ‘n’ a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night

I think you might just be watching static.

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine

Saccharine may be indeed sweet to taste, but it contains no nutrients, guys. Stick with those peaches, I guess.

‘Cos I’m hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet

Yeah, might be time for a shower then.

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July 22, 2010
“

DEL’S NOTES ON THE HAROLDShare
Monday, April 14, 2008 at 4:00pm
GENERAL PRINCIPLES

1. You are all supporting actors
2. Always check your impulses.
3. Never enter a scene unless you are needed.
4. Save your fellow actor, don’t worry about the piece.
5. Your prime responsibility is to support.
6. Work at the top of your brains at all times.
7. Never underestimate or condescend to your audience.
8. No jokes (unless it is tipped in front that it is a joke.)
9. Trust…trust your fellow actors to support you; trust them to come through if you lay something heavy on them; trust yourself.
10. Avoid judging what is going down in terms of whether it needs help (either by entering or cutting), what can best follow, or how you can support it imaginatively if your support is called for.
11. LISTEN

* IF THE WHOLE IS TO BE ART, THE PARTS MUST NOT TRY TO BE.

* HAROLD IS LIKE A DOCUMENTARY FILM- PART AUTOBIOGRAPHY, PART BIOGRAPHY, PART SIMPLE FACT.

* THE TOTAL MAY RESEMBLE A “PLAY” (a dramatic work of fiction) BUT IT ISN’T FICTION ANY MORE THAN A THEORETICAL SCIENCE PAPER IS FICTION.

* NOTICE HOW “YOU” ARE A PART OF A HAROLD. HOW YOU FIT. THEN SIMPLY ENTER-JOIN.

* HAROLD IS GREATER THAN ALL OF YOUR ABILITIES-OR YOUR INTELLIGENCE.

* HAROLD NEEDS ALL OF YOU-YOUR BEHAVIOR, NOT YOUR DESCRIPTION OF YOUR BEHAVIOR.
Found this on the Del Close Facebook page. How many of these principles have we forgotten? (via robmichaelhugel) •
July 20, 2010

goodsongsbadlyrics:

Good Song: You Spin Me Right Round by Dead or Alive

Bad Video: A major hit that spawned a host of remakes, this video is still highly regrettable.

0:10 - Oh, I see. This video’s supposed to be art, or something.

0:39 - Arguably the most 80s chorus of all time.

1:00 - No, wait, here they are.

1:19 - Do you think he stole Prince’s personal smoking jacket, or is that a custom job?

1:36 - Piracy made a big jump in the mid-80s thanks to this video.

2:29 - Guys, come on. That’s spinning me right round like a flag, baby. Not a record.

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