Alarm Sundae

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Good Song: Baby, Don’t Get Hooked On Me by Mac Davis

Bad Lyrics: Hey ladies, you can’t tie Mac Davis down. He’s a player, and he admits it.

Just keep it friendly, girl
‘Cause I don’t wanna leave
Don’t start clingin’ to me, girl
‘Cause I can’t breathe

It’s nice when a guy can admit through song he is terrified of commitment.

Baby, baby, don’t get hooked on me
‘Cause I’ll just use you then I’ll set you free

Like a fish! Get it? This song, a former #1, might have scraped by without mention on this blog, if it didn’t have the following couplet:

Girl, you’re a hot-blooded woman-child
And it’s warm where you’re touchin’ me

Gross, Mac. On multiple levels.