Alarm Sundae

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Good Song: Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard

Bad Lyrics: A pretty non-sensical hair metal hit from the 80s.

Love is like a bomb, baby, c’mon get it on
Livin’ like a lover with a radar phone

Of course. Radar phones. A well-known fad during the 80s.

Razzle ‘n’ a dazzle ‘n’ a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night

I think you might just be watching static.

You got the peaches, I got the cream
Sweet to taste, saccharine

Saccharine may be indeed sweet to taste, but it contains no nutrients, guys. Stick with those peaches, I guess.

‘Cos I’m hot, say what, sticky sweet
From my head, my head, to my feet

Yeah, might be time for a shower then.